June 2013
i’m not made of sugar spice and everything nice
i’m made of bitterness alcohol and horniness
-stubs my toe-
-sings the intro to ‘immigrant song’-
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
Slow down Satan
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
i don’t know where i am
Doctor, where am I? I don’t know where I am!!! I don’t know where I am!