old soul

intensebabe:

i’m not made of sugar spice and everything nice

i’m made of bitterness alcohol and horniness

haveafuckingbeer:

-stubs my toe-

-sings the intro to ‘immigrant song’-

floozys:

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

burnnowthinklater:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

Slow down Satan

findingtheinfinity:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

i don’t know where i am

Doctor, where am I? I don’t know where I am!!! I don’t know where I am!